The Marvelous Adventures of Charlie Muscles

“Ahhhh!” the townspeople of Yodleville shrieked with horror when Charlie Muscles blew out of his momma’s fat stomach. He leaped into the atmosphere, higher than the birds, and then safely returned back to planet Earth. During the dramatic entrance, he noticed a ginormous skyscraper, about the size of a Godzilla, was close to a pair of no good robbers, so he lifted up the building and positioned it to a new location far away from the dirty robbers. From that second, from that minute, from that hour, to that day… A hero was made…

            Charlie Muscles just wouldn’t stop growing. He was a beanstalk! He was last recorded being 12 meters tall and weighing approximately 700 pounds! People would think: He’s an elephant. No, he’s a giraffe. Or even a mix of both! Charlie would strut on down Main Street to the gym, where he worked out every single day. Charlie later was given the privilege of joining the US Olympic track and field team. He broke every record there is in track and field except most losses and so on. So yes, Charlie is way faster than a cheetah or a hamster on his wheel.

            So one day, while Charlie was making his usual trip down Main Street to the gym, he spotted a little girl crying. And then a boy. And the every individual he saw was in tears. It was so because of a terrible and dirty creature by the name of Dr.Fatbozo! He captured every chocolate chip cookie in North AND South America! How mean and cruel is that? Charlie Muscles challenged Dr.Fatbozo to a speed and strength competition. The first man to carry a 2012 yellow Camaro with a racing strip from Chile to Greenland the quickest won. If Charlie won, Dr.Fatbozo had to give back all of the cookies. If Dr.Fatbozo won, Charlie had to lay off. Dr.Fatbozo hopped into the car and drove off down the highway. Charlie picked up his vehicle and sprinted on down the road as well. Charlie had already gotten to Greenland and back TWICE before Dr.Fatbozo reached his destination at Central America! North and South America was saved! Yay!

            Sam the Shark, the meanest swimming sea creature that ever lived in the ocean, has recently been taking sailors and sea animals besides sharks from the continents of Asia, Africa, and Australia, and Antarctica hostage for ransom (tuna). This made Charlie so mad that he decided to help prevent this from happening again. Teaching him a lesson will stop the insanity. So Charlie ran than jumped into the air, all the way to the far away planet of Uranus. Then he shot like a rocket down towards the ocean right beside Sam the Shark.  There was a problem, though: He can’t swim! Once Charlie Muscles realized this situation, he was eaten alive immediately! Charlie felt so weary. He had to do something, though. Charlie started to pound onto Sam’s body with all his force until… KA-POW! Sam the Shark exploded into tiny microscopic pieces. The bombing carried Charlie all around the world until he landed at Athens, Greece.

            While Charlie is “visiting” Greece, some cruel despicable Athenian by the name of Piz za Freak was terrorizing Europe with pizza ingredients! How rude? So, the hero of the world stepped up to put this guy away. Charlie charged at top speed, he was a jet, and with maximum strength he totally destroyed. No one to this day has no clue what happened next, but we do know that Charlie came out on top and defeated Piz za Freak. But it was right then when Charlie Muscles was so worn out that he fell over, took a nap, and never woke back up

            Sure, Charlie Muscles became a World Wide hero to every continent on our planet. Sure he got cars, electronics, money, fame, fortune, and so on. But I know that his most blessed gift of all was the gift of a peaceful world and universe for eternity.

When you used to hear the name Charlie Muscles you would think: Oh yeah, that kid who would keep a few robberies from occurring. Now when you hear the name Charlie Muscles you think yourself: The greatest man that has and will walk on the planet known to us as Earth. You will then start to pray for all of the fantastic and tremendous events that led to his death.